Thursday, May 1, 2014

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do



Continued from previous post…

Dear Boo and Bubble,

My…it’s been a while since I wrote last.  Captain and I have been moving around, but we’re finally home now.  Let’s see where were we?  Ah, yes, the 1958 Chevrolet Impala convertible.

To your great uncle Bryant’s and my surprise, Granddaddy Schaefer ended up buying the car even after the fiasco of the test drive.  It was beautiful and he had always harbored a desire to own a convertible.  We came barreling into the driveway at 3 Lakecrest, top down, honking the horn and yelling our heads off.  Mamaw and great uncle Gene ran out of the house to see about the ruckus.  Nothing would do but we drive back up to Paris Mountain (with a full tank of gas this time) and traverse its entirety from the intersection at State Park Road to the other end at Highway 25 above Travelers Rest.

The Impala became our signature “rite of passage” car.  We drove it to Friday night football games.  Uncle Bryant was the only one with a driver’s license, but that didn’t stop me and our gang of close friends from clandestinely tooling around the back roads of Paris and Piney Mountains.  I remember driving the convertible with my best buddy, Anna Dunson, in the passenger seat down a road on Piney Mountain that soon became a dirt road that soon became a gravel pit.  The farther we went, the worse it got, the shock absorbers crunching and grinding with every boulder we crossed.  Luckily for us, the road picked back up again at the bottom of the mountain.  This was WAY before cell phones and I have no idea what we would have done if we actually had become stuck!  (By the way, you are the first ones I’ve ever told about this!)

Putting the top up and down was truly a cumbersome process.  The cover seemed to have hundreds of snaps to do an undo every time.  Finally, we just left the top down and parked it in the garage in the basement, only taking it out on sunny days.  The shine started wearing off the apple for Granddaddy Schaefer as he began to realize that the car was totally impractical.  

The final straw came one weekend when my ballet troupe had been invited to perform in Hartsville, SC.  I begged Mamaw to drive some of the dancers in the convertible and she agreed.  We met at the dance studio and put three girls in the back seat.  I sat up front with her.  The weather was gorgeous, bright sunshine and a warm breeze.  With great glee, we started out of Greenville, top down and the radio blaring.

Just east of Columbia, rain clouds formed and Mamaw thought it prudent to pull into a gas station and put up the top.  Her inclination proved true as within minutes of closing the latches and resuming our trip, a torrential downpour descended upon us. 

I would love to tell you that having the top up on the Impala made a difference, but I can’t.  Water came through it like a sieve – to the extent that we had to put up umbrellas inside the car.  On top of that, the windshield wipers decided to stop working.  I had to roll down my window and manually drag them back and forth so Mamaw could see where she was going.  By the time we arrived in Hartsville, all of us were so wet we looked like we had been hosed down.

The car couldn’t dry out and we had to ride home in a soggy, mildewed mess.  Talk about literally raining on someone’s parade!

Granddaddy took the Impala back to Sitton Buick the next week and traded it for something more mundane.  I can only imagine his emotions as he drove off the lot leaving the car of his dreams behind…..sort of like breaking up with your first love because no matter how beautiful, they just aren’t good for you!

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