Sunday, November 23, 2014

We Made It!



Dear Boo and Bubble,

Captain and I went to a lawyer a couple of months ago to update all of our important documents – Wills, healthcare Powers of Attorney, End of Life Healthcare Directives – all sorts of fun stuff that, after a good sum of money later, produces a book about five inches thick that covers everything from a hangnail and brain tumor to silver flatware and bed linens.  It’s an essential exercise, but one that’s difficult to execute because of the concentration it takes on the inevitability of dying.




It’s also very hard to talk about with your children.  In fact, your mom can’t do it without getting so emotional that she cries.  Because of that, we try to avoid the conversation with her as much as possible.

Great Granddaddy Schaefer found this to be a real problem in his practice of law.  People hired him to prepare their Last Wills and Testaments and, after spending his valuable time making sure all of their “wills and testaments” were indeed the “last” and reflected their desires, he set up a meeting to go over everything. 

In his explanation of the documents, he would say “Now, if you die tomorrow, this is what in reality and practicality will happen according to your Will.”

As he proceeded through his discourse, he noticed that his clients became distant and some even agitated.  At the end of the appointment, some very politely excused themselves after the meeting and told him they would get back to him – never to be seen again.

Granddaddy pondered this phenomenon and decided he needed to take a different approach.  The next time he sat with clients to go over their Wills he used a new phraseology.

“Now, if you HAD DIED yesterday, this is what in reality and practicality would have happened according to your Will.”

He realized that his clients were so relieved they had made it through yesterday and were still alive, they could relax and focus on the un-enjoyable task at hand.

So, boys, if ever you see your mom upset and you think it might have something to do with her concern over Meemaw and Captain’s end of life, just look her in the eye and say –

“Don’t worry, mom, they made it!”

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